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Jeez! my friend is being featured for this HCG Ultra diet supplement!!!!
She shed 31 pounds in one month! I am so jealous!!!
Damn im getting some of this stuff before spring break gets here.
Little Stitches. PRICES DRAMATICALLY LOWERED FOR HOLIDAY SEASON.
Many cute crocheted items. Many baby and adult beanies, baby blanket, keychains, etc.
““Fat” is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her
I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I’m not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain…
I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadn’t seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? ‘You’ve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!’
‘Well,’ I said, slightly nonplussed, ‘the last time you saw me I’d just had a baby.’
What I felt like saying was, ‘I’ve produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren’t either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?’ But no – my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!
I’d rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before ‘thin’. And frankly, I’d rather they didn’t give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.
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J.K. Rowling (via simplysillymettc)
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said …they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bully’s another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Pass it on.
(Source: leandagnarly)
20,000 reblogs or i’ll kill the finger.
DON’T JUST SCROLL OVER THIS. FUCKING REBLOG IT. EVERYTIME YOU SEE A PROMO OR A CUTE BABY OR CAT OR DOG YOU REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF IT BUT WHEN YOU SEE A FINGER ABOUT TO DIE YOU IGNORE IT? SHAME ON YOU.
you have to be a heartless son of a bitch to not reblog this
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